I know, its a cruel joke.
And yes, I have read that thread. It is quite the chronicle, and has my thumbs up for dial-up tweaking official online textbook.
I don't know what I can do for you, but I'm more than willing to try. Where would you like to start?
. . .OK, what I'm really doing is ~ I modded a cell chip to a wireless adapter looped to my modem and I'm beaming microwave uplinks to three com sats and I'ld like to jump on ~ let's say ~ Comcast or better yet, verizons backbone and go optical. . . .can you help?