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« on: January 22, 2006, 05:00:22 AM »
I about died laughing reading this article. The person who wrote this is moron/idiot. I about died on the AMD part, and they even spelled linux wrong. This thing is total madness, and damn funny to. Linux an illegal hacker operating system? (LOL) Someone better call 90% of the internet up, and tell them to close it down because over 90% of the websites, and servers online run FreeBSD or linux based os's.

http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2006, 06:51:52 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2006, 08:02:21 AM »
If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands.



this parent are stupid  :biggun:   
LMFAO  :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2006, 08:17:52 AM »
That is great Dark Matter -  :haha:
It appears to be a funny if you read into the comments.

I especially like the 3rd comment:

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   by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jan 12th, 2002 at 02:12:28 PM PST
   
   how could i have been so blind...i have been putting firewall after firewall on my system. when along along i have tryyng to keep myself out... yes now that i have read your article i realize that i am a hacker...I have reviewed my computer and discovered filthy programs running amuck everywhere...Flash. MP3's. DOS. BIOS. and the holy grail of hacking, yes its true I HAVE LINUX, i am so sorry and at this moment the police are on their way to put me away...THANK YOU for opening my unworthy eyes

LOL

There is another article under the same heading "Internet Idiocy" about how J LO's butt is so big that you could land a helicopter on it.  ;)

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2006, 08:19:01 AM »
You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.

In one line he has the model family in the next line his daughter makes up stories - this is definatly a joke article
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2006, 08:52:16 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2006, 09:03:15 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2006, 09:07:55 AM »
That can't possibly be serious. Such ignorance centered in just one person would cause an implosion.
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2006, 10:10:49 AM »
That was pretty outrageous. :haha: :haha: :haha:
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2006, 11:57:16 AM »
Best part for me.. the AMD comment.. Wonder what this dude thinks of Mac..

The fact that you want to upgrade your graphics card has nothing to do with hacking.. Maybe his son was going to be the next world champ?!?!

O well.. good laugh..
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2006, 12:14:52 PM »
HAHAHA....ha...ha.....ha.......ha...sorry, had to get those out, too funny, omfg, that parent is such a dumbass, and the funniest part about it is that down here in the corner of my screen i'm downloading Knoppix 4.0.2 as i read this bs article...man, there are some st00pid parents out there...

oh no, can't upgrade that old Intel Extreme Integrated Gfx...that might lead to the kid actually getting something done!!!  Shocked Shocked and more MEMORY????!! OH NO!!!
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2006, 12:42:07 PM »
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Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.
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AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.
I thought their headquarters was in California.
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AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites.
Dude they're even at CompUSA.
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They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

??? WTF? They were talking about Linux,by the way.

I just realized they were actually talking about an os called lunix which was used in the Commodore 64. At least I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LUnix
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2006, 02:36:36 PM »
AND THE IPOD IS A KEY TO UNLOCK A RADIO STATION'S SERVER AND STEAL ALL OF THEIR MUSIC IN THE FORM OF MP3'S.

OH THE HORROR!!!!!!

WHAT KIND OF SICK WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN!!!!

WHERE THESE TOOLS ARE SOLD AT WALTMART!!!

LOL
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2006, 04:04:31 PM »
5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

I guess we are all guilty on this one! :haha:
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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2006, 04:06:59 PM »
hahah yeah i guess we are.. I would have to live in that dudes house! 
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