PRE-SHOW

Inventory Checklist
A long, balloon animal style balloon for shaking at the screen anytime there are snake attacks. Better yet a Rubber Snake.
Champagne poppers to pull anytime there is a gunshot.
Small rubber snakes for throwing into crowd and at screen.
Snake sock puppets.
Flashlight.
Paper airplanes.

Pick Sides!
__When:__ Waiting in line and in the theatre.
SNAKE CHEERS
Snake Cheer 1: Give me an "S"! Give me an "S"! Give me an "S"! What does that spell? "SSSSSSsssss!!!!"
Snake Cheer 2: "Roll Call!" Cha Cha Butchee Cha Cha Cha Butchee. ROLL CALL! My Name is Python, I'm eight feet long, I have big fangs, so check me out! Etc.
ADD MORE SNAKE CHEERS HERE:

PLANE CHEERS
Plane Cheer 1: "We are the planes and we're here to say, HELLO to you in a mighty way! We're not glad to see you, we're not glad you're here, but we'll still salute you with a hello cheer... H-E-L-L-O, Planes are here to say hello!
Plane Cheer 2: "Hey, Snakes, Check it out, the Planes will beat you, check it out!"
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Entering the Theater
__When:__ Entering a crowded theater ask "Is this Pacific Flight 121?" Audience_Shout: "No it's Snakes on a MutherF#@&ing Plane!"
_When:_Once in the theatre. Go to the back of the theatre so you make a silhouette on the screen.
_WHAT:_Make a shodow puppet that looks like a snake. Everyone in the audience should shout, AHHH A SNAKE! Then have someone else make the shadow of a gun and shoot the snake, the audience should cheer at this point.

Previews!
__When:__ When the title of each preview is given
What: Shout: "Yeah that's good, but it's not snakes!"

THX
If the THX screen features the mooing cow cup, counter it with hissing!
If the THX screen features the medley of quotes, cheer when SLJ says "And I shall strike down..."





SCENE-BY-SCENE

Opening Credits
__When:__ Before the title appears.
__What:__ Call out alternate snake-related titles for the movie, like: “Snake the Money and Run,” “Muppets Snake Manhattan,” "Garden Snake," “Extreme Snakeover, Plane Edition,” "Snakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" "Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Snakes." Alternatively, start a slow chant in the crowd of "Snakes, snakes, snakes..." until the title is displayed.

Opening Credits
__When:__ When title first appears
__What:__ When the word "SNAKES" appears, say, "But...where?" And when the title "On A Plane" appears--Scream at the top of your lungs!

Baywatch
__When:__ The movie is still showing the people on the beach
__What:__ Sing the Baywatch music, or say "She can charm my Snake any time." or "Where my snakes at?!"

Drinking Red Bull
__When:__ The dude gets off the motor Cycle and opens the Red Bull
__What:__ Say, "Red Bull gives you Snakes!" or "Red Bull Give you Wings!" and moments later when the man fall upside down off the bridge, "Nevermind!"

Hilarious Samuel L. interrogation/product placement
__When:__ Samuel L. finally runs out of steam during the pressure tactics after tossing Red Bull can in evidence(?) bag.
__What:__ Continue the rant: "And you didn't recycle either!"

Hilarious Samuel L. interrogation/product placement 2
__When:__ Sean begins to ask a question about what he should do by saying "What-"
__What:__ In a Samuel L Jackson voice, cut him off and dare him to "Say 'What' Again!" (reference to the Pulp Fiction scene where Samuel L Jackson performs a different type of interrogation)

Any Requests
__When:__ As the stewardess' are walking throught the airport and say the lines "Any requests for your final flight" "Just what every flight atendent wants" "Low Maintenence Passengers"
__What:__ after the first two lines shout "Snakes" and after the last line, shout "And Snakes". so it should sound like this..."Any requests for your final flight" "Snakes" "Just what every flight atendent wants" "Snakes" "Low Maintenence Passengers" "And Snakes"

You Don't Look Like a Surfer
__When:__ When the witness tells SLJ "You don't look like a surfer".
__What:__ Shout, "Then why are you trying to F#@& me like a surfer?" (References a famous line from the beginning of Pulp Fiction.)
Alternate:
__When:__ When the witness tells SLJ "You don't look like a surfer".
__What:__ Say, "Because you're black!"

Tiffany Introduces Herself to the Witness
When: Tiffany says to the witness, "Hi, I'm Tiffany."
What: Say, in the same voice as Tiffany, "Would you like a blowjob?"
When: Tiffany hears that Sean is a witness and say that's so.."
What: Say, in the same voice as Tiffany, "Cold? Lukewarm?" (Then Tiffany will say "hot").

SLT
__When:__ The snake is thrown into the microwave
__What:__ Shout, "Are you making a Snakin' Lettuce and Tomatoe Sandwich?" or "These Snake TV Dinners Always Explode."

Guess who else is on the plane?
__When:__ The stewardess asks the little boy upon boarding "Guess who else is on the plane?"
__What:__ Shout, "MotherF#@&ing Snakes!!"

Sammy shows his badge
__When:__ Samuel L Jackson shows his badge to the stewardesses.
__What:__ Shout, "It's the badge that says 'Bad MotherF#@&er' on it!!" (Pulp Fiction reference.)

Flight instructions
__When:__ The stewardesses are doing the flight instructions.
__What:__ You stand in front of the theater and do the flight instructions as well.

Snakes in their Cages
__When:__ When the snakes are still in their cages.
__What:__ Demand their release by calling out: “Free the Snakes!” “Let my Python Go!” “Cages are for Criminals. They’ve done nothing wrong!” While doing this, take the rubber snakes you have with you and shake them at the screen.

Snake Clock Countdown
__When:__ As the clock counts down to zero
__What:__ Count down with it: "Three... two... one... SNAKES!!!!"

The Cages Open
__When:__ When the cages swing open
__What:__ Shout: "Show us your mother, Riff!"

Snake Cam
__When:__ We see snake vision
__What:__ Shout "Snake cam!"

Did you HEAR THAT?
__When:__ Woman standing says, “Did you hear that?”
__What:__ Shout: “It's the snakes!”

Captin Goes Down
__When:__ The Captain goes into the hold”
__What:__ Shout: “I have a bad feeling about this!”

Captin Goes Down part.2
__When:__ The Captain sticks hand in for breakers”
__What:__ Shout: “I have a REALLY bad feeling about this!”

Fatal Heart Attack
__When:__ Rick anounces that the Captain has had a fatal heart attack
__What:__ Say "And then the visual effects animator had a fatal heart attack, and the snakes were no more." (A line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

__When:__ The go into the Cockpit to inspect the body.
__What:__ Say "Why does no one see the snake bites on his neck?" you could follow it by saying "Maybe it was a vampire!"

Pre Mile High Club
__When:__ Snake Comes and peaks down into the bathroon in night vision.
__What:__ Say "It's the Paris Hilton Video."

Mile High Club
__When:__ Couple decides to join the “mile high club.”
__What:__ Shout: “Show me your snake!” then hold your rubber snakes aloft for a few seconds for people to see.

When: As soon as you start to see her breasts.
What: Shout in the voice of a small child, "I'm too young for this movie!"

Mile High Club 2
__When:__ Couple decides to join the “mile high club.”
__What:__ Shout: “Sex on a plane!”

Mile High Club 3
__When:__ Woman joining the “mile high club” sees the snake.
__What:__ Shout: “That's not his snake!”

Mile High Club 4
__When:__ Woman joining the “mile high club” is bit by the snake.
__What:__ Shout: “Got Milk!”

Mile High Club 5
__When:__ The Stewardess says, "Wow, he's good"
__What:__ Shout, "I'm better", "You're good, but I'm better!" (reference to taunt by the archnemesis Wolf in Starfox 64), or "Good? He's the best!" (From the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode "Pod People")

Guy Taking a Leak
__When:__ The snake bites the guy's crotch
__What:__ Shout, "Trouser Snake!" or "Snake on a snake!"

Sam's Security Line
__When:__ During Sam Jackson's lines, “You know all those security scenarios we ran? Well I'm smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.”
__What:__ After “... we ran?” shout: “Yeah?” After “... didn't think of.” scream.

Don't Snake a Baby
__When:__ When the baby is in danger of a snake attack.
__What:__ Shout, "Never EVER snake a baby!" (Reference to radio commercials for http://www.dontshakeababy.com/

You F#@&ed Up
__When:__ When They Find the two boys hinding in the flight attendents area and the older brother says, "I was supposed to take care of him."
__What:__ Shout, "Yeah, Well you F#@&ed Up!"

Sucking out the Snake Venom
__When:__ After the woman sucks the venom out of the kid's arm, and Kenaan Thompson say's, "I got bit too"
__What:__ Shout, "Me too!"

Sucking out the Snake Venom 2
__When:__ After the woman sucks the venom out of the kid's arm, and Kenaan Thompson say's, "I got bit too"
__What:__ Shout, "On my penis!"

Oxygen Masks Drop from Ceiling
__When:__ Pilot tries to kill snakes and hits release button.
__What:__ Throw Rubber Snakes and/or Release Snake Balloons

Can anybody...
__When:__ Woman says into microphone, “Can anybody hear me?”
__What:__ Shout: “No!”

Sporks!
__When:__ Neville says, “Sporks.”
__What:__ Shout: “It's a spoon and a fork!”

Stewardess Runs...
__When:__ The stewardess comes across the empty cabin.
__What:__ Shout with her, “Rick? Rick!”

Rick's Not Dead
__When:__ When Rick come out of the breaker room after being bitten by a snake.
__What:__ Since everyone thought Rick was dead say "I'm not dead yet!" (reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.) ALTERNATE LINE: "I'm Popeye, The Sailor MAAAAN!!!"

Pick on Sean
__When:__ THe flight attendant sits next to Sean and says "Mind if I" while pouring him a drink
__What:__ Shout: “Suck your Cock”

Save your feet!
__When:__ Snake barely misses biting woman in pink on the foot.
__What:__ SCREAM, lean back and lift both feet above your head.

There's a Snake in My Boot
__When:__ Just before the Snake almost bites the woman in pink on the foot.
__What:__ Shout: "There's a Snake in my boot."(Reference to Toy Story)

Miracle Rescue
__When:__ Asian kickboxer rescues Mercedes , seemingly from out of nowhere
__What:__ Say: Who the F#@& are you?

It's A Helio
__When:__ When Mercedes Suggests to take pictures of the snakes, the British guy shoots her down, and she says have you ever heard of the internet, or camera phone (don't exactly remember the line)
__What:__ Say: "It's not a phone, it's a Helio, It's got Myspace Mobile!"

That Stupid Dog
__When:__ Mary Kate is thrown at the snake and eaten
__What:__ Say,"so that's what happened to the taco bell dog"

What a man can do with one hand
__When:__ Rick says, "you'd be surprised what a man can do with one hand"
__What:__ Men say the line along with him, then when finished, women say, "you'd be surprised what a woman can do with one finger"

The lights go out
__When:__ The lights go out after they've all gone into the 1st class cabin
__What:__ Yell "Snakes!" along with our favorite extra.

Grace kicks the bucket
__When:__ In the silence after Grace dies
__What:__ Say: Don't worry, she was old anyway.

Grace kicks the bucket 2
__When:__ Claire is turned away from the screen, sobbing, and Samuel L Jackson approaches
__What:__ Yell "Tell that bitch to be cool! Say, bitch be cool!" in your best Samuel L Jackson voice. (Reference to Pulp Fiction's closing scene)

Grace kicks the bucket 3
__When:__ The silent closeup of Grace's deceased face
__What:__ Whisper as loud as possible, "ROSEBUD!!"

Sam with the Harpoon
__When:__ Sam kills the snake with the harpoon and the snake curls around it
__What:__ Shout, "He took that one hook, line, and Snaker!"

Whammy!
__When:__ When the cockpit is opened and a dead Rick falls to the ground.
__What:__ Shout: "Whammy!"

My Anaconda Don't Want None...
__When:__ The Boa Constrictor drops and starts slithering around.
__What:__ Say "My Anaconda Don't want none unless you got buns hun!"

Snakes Flying the PLane!
__When:__ Right After Rick Falls Out into the Cabin and Everyone sees the cockpit is full of snakes.
__What:__ Shout: "Snakes flying the plane!" or "Who is flying? Oh my god Snake is flying. How can this be?" (Line from Clerks cartoon series, ep 4)

THE Line
__When:__ Sam Jackson says the famous line, “I've had it with these mother F#@&ing snakes on this mother F#@&ing plane!”
__What:__ Shout:"S#!t, NEGRO! That's all you had to say!" (SLJ's famous line as Jules in Pulp Fiction)and break into wild applause
OR
Shout THE Line along with SLJ.

Before Sam shoots out the window
__When:__ Just after Sam tells everyone he’s going to shoot out the window to get rid of the snakes.
__What:__ Shout: “I’ve had it with these motherF#@&ing laws of physics on this motherF#@&ing plane!”

Just after THE Line
__When:__ Sam Jackson does the 3-2-1 countdown and shoots out the plane window.
__What:__ Shout out the 3-2-1 with SLJ, then pull the cord on your champagne poppers.

Playstation or XBOX
__When:__ Sam asks Keenan if he played Playstation or XBOX
__What:__ Yell out your favorite system of all time! (XBOX, XBOX 360, PSP, PS2, PS1, Gamecube, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Sega Genesis, N64, NES, SNES, Atari Jaguar, Turbo Grafix, Gameboy, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Pocket, Gameboy Advance, Gameboy Advance SP, Nintendo DS, etc...)

Live from New York!...
__When:__ When the Emergency Slide is opened.
__What:__ Shout "Live from New York, It's Saturday Night Live!" and when Kenan Thompson slides down, "Starring Kenan Thompson!"

Plane makes safe landing ------------------------------>>>
__When:__ As plane rolls to a stop.
__What:__ Walk to the screen, turn around and hold up your limo signs above your head (so the light from the projector lights them up.) Sit down after 10 seconds or so. ALTERNATIVE: When the credits start rolling at the end, run the the exit, or the lobby, and hold up the sign as the moviegoers pass by.


__When:__ Troy and Sam L are screaming after plane stops
__What:__ Ask "Whose house is it? Whose house are we in? For the love of God, will anyone tell me whose house we are in?" (Troy will say: "Troy's house!")

__When:__ Troy says "That's my own brother, and I say "F#@& him!"
__What:__ Say: Incest, yay! Or: Thanks for the permission, Troy!

Reveal of Bisexuality
__When:__ "Gay" flight attendant actually has girlfriend
__What:__ Shout "Think of the bisexuals. They think of you. Naked!

The date
__When:__ SLJ asks Claire on a date.
__What:__ Say: He's going to show her his Black Mamba!

This Movie Rules
__When:__ Once the movie is finished, and the cheering stops
__What:__ Shout "IN YOUR FACE WORLD TRADE CENTER!" (The other Movie with a plane)







THROUGHOUT THE FILM

Fat Albert
<-------__When:__ Whenever you see the guy that played Fat Albert. (In orange shirt)
__What:__ Shout (in Fat Albert Voice) "HEY! HEY! HEY! It's Snakes on a Plane!" or "Welcome to Good burger!/ Who loves Orange T Shirts?"



Playing PSP
__When:__ Keenan Thompson is playing his PSP
__What:__ Call out buttons for him to press (X,Circle,Triangle,Box,Up,Down,Left,Right)

When Sam Kills a Snake
__When:__ Any time the great Sam Jackson kills a snake
__What:__ cheer uncontrollably / yell "yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell" "Take that you MFing snake on this MFing plane!"

"Flight 121"
__When:__ Whenever "Flight 121" is mentioned.
__What:__ SCREAM, "SNAAAAKES!"

SoaP Singalong!
__When:__ When you hear the song “Snakes on a Plane (bring it)”
__What:__ Sing a-long with these SoaP Lyrics.
__Also:_While you’re singing along: during lyrics “kiss me goodbye,” wave goodbye.
__Also:_During lyric “come on, bring it” do the sign language sign for “snake”. Here are Instructions.

Drink Order
__When:_Whenever anyone orders a drink on the plane
__What:_Scream out "lets get legless!!"

Asian Gangster
__When:__ After the Asian ganster says a line.
__What:__ Shout: “…In bed.”

Line ends in "SNAKE:
__When:__ Anyone’s line ends with “snakes.”
__What:__ Call out: “MotherF#@&ing snakes!”

Is he going to say IT???
__When:__ Sam looks like he's about to say the line
__What:__ Murmur: "say it.... say it...."

Life and Death Situations
__When:__ During Sam Jackson's lines, “It's my job to handle life and death situations on a daily basis. It's what I do, and I'm very good at it. Now you can stand there and be the paniced, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this, but if you want to survive tonight, you need to save your energy and start working together.”

__What:__ At the beginning of these lines, stand up in the theater. After “... a daily basis.” shout: “Good!” After the line, “It's what I do, and I'm very good at it.” shout: “You are!” During the line, “Now you can stand there and be the paniced, angry mob and blame him, me and the government for getting you into this,” shout “No!” after the words him, me and the government. After, “but if you want to survive tonight,” shout “We do!” After, “you need to save your energy and start working together.” start shouting encouragement to each other such as “let's do it!” and “Here we go!” while vigorously shaking other people's hands around you.

Yeah, BITCH!
__When:__ After Sam Jackson yells at anyone on the plane.
__What:__ Shout: “Bitch!” for added emphasis.

WHAMMY!
__When:__ Whenever Rick (played by David Koechner) is onscreen.
__What:__ Shout: "WHAMMY!" (a reference to Koechner's better known role as Champ Kind in Anchorman). Even more effective if you say it when he's bitten by the snake or crawls from below the cockpit.

Umm!
__When:__ Whenever either of the two boys traveling alone are shown on camera (the ones with the tags that say "UM").
__What:__ Repeat: “Um... Umm... Umm..." for as long as they appear on camera.

Sam's Flashlight
__When:__ Sam Jackson has a flashlight out to look around.
__What:__ Turn your flashlight on and inspect the walls and the aisles of the theater with it until he turns his off.

Passengers Attacked
__When:__ Snakes are attacking passengers.
__What:__ Cross your arms over your chest with your snake sock puppets, so to the person sitting in back of you, it will look like the snakes are attacking you. While you will be freaking out the people behind you, you'll also be giving yourself a hug, which is apparently very healthy.

Snake Bite
__When:__ Whenever a snake bites someone.
__What:__ COUNT out loud, increasing the number with every snake bite. Every time this occurs, throw one of your small rubber snakes toward the screen.

Snake Death
__When:__ Someone kills a snake
__What:__ Make your own “asp” joke: “Kick asp!” “Shake that asp!” “Look at that giant asp-hole!” (probably better after a snakebite) “What a total bad-asp!”

Get Snaked
__When:__ Anyone removes any article of clothing, jacket, hat, whatever. In theatre or on the movie
__What:__ Scream, "Let's get snaked"

Storm/Paper Airplanes
__When:__ Whenever you see a shot of the plane flying through the storm.
__What:__ LAUNCH paper airplanes

Do a Barrel Roll
__When:__ Whenever you see a shot from the control tower of Flight 121's beacon.
__What:__ Yell "Do a barrel roll!" (Reference to Star Fox, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_roll, common internet meme)

Blam!
__When:__ Whenever a gun is fired, especially when fired by SLJ.
__What:__ Pull the cord on one of your champagne poppers.

Snake-o-Vision!
__When:__ Whenever a scene is shot from the snakes point of view.
__What:__ Yell, "SNAKE-o-VISION!" in your best 50's movie trailer voice.

Parting Words
__When:__ Just before you walk out.
__What:__ Look ruefully at the screen, and say "You've won this round, internet..."

I iknow it sounds really dunb, but I had some friends go see it, you know - normal people... and they LIKED it. Who knew!

Yeah Rocky Horror kicked butt both times I saw it. 

So this "Snakes... On... A ... Plane!"  should be good. Especially if water gives it 3 thumbs up. 

Wait, it has Michael "Bleach Face" Jackson in it?
I saw it at Walmart for sale today.