But you also have to consider that most e-mail spam I am familiar with is written by a hairy little middle eastern FELLA> Yes Fred, not Fredericka. 

"Studies show that it works for up to 4 out of 5 men
Versus 1 out of 4 on sugar pills "

Word of warning , I was happy enough on the sugar pills ,
but I thought I would give it a try , I put the usual 4 in my coffee ,
it sure made it taste funny , and the rest of the day I was walking around singing this little ditty

I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
Wherever I go through rain and snow,
The people always let me know:
There's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um,
With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.
The day that I was born, oh boy, my father nearly died.
He couldn't get my nappies on, no matter how he tried,
'Cause I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun,
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet,
Believe me that's no fun.

Lyric,.......  Rolf Harris 

                 
 

makes me thing of the monty python Penis Song

INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

[these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]
So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,
Hooray for you're one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, you're wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbions,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.